Seriously, I hate shoes. I've been wearing Crocs for so long that I forgot how terribly uncomfortable real shoes are. I mean, I have socially acceptable Crocs, not just hideous clown shoes. I bought some for work, they look like real shoes and everything. So anyway, I'm at the mall today, replacing Viv's favorite jeans that I managed to lose in ( Read more... )

I've been thinking about traveling the mother road. ( Read more... )

How did I ever live without Tivo before and why did it take me so long to get it? What's wrong with me?

Now, if I could only find a Wii, my life would be complete. Ok, my life is fine, it's those poor kids of mine whose sanity is in question. I haven't participated in a Christmas toy rush like this since the Furby.

Note to self: Asiago Peppercorn salad dressing is good only in theory. On a salad it's a terrible idea ( Read more... )

So, I'm sleeping, right? I'm having this dream that my leg is laying in a pool of melted Velveeta cheese, only this warm, delicious cheese pile contains sharp pointy bits.

I woke up to find that my leg was laying on one of the cats and he was attacking it.


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Snow? SNOW? There's snow outside and it's sticking! Don't get me wrong, I love the first snow of the season.... I just love it more when it's not on October 12th! =P


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Seriously, half the fun of watching a Tigers game on television is lip reading Kenny Rogers' cussing. Holy crap, that man has a nasty mouth! =)


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Ok, so we decided to get a pizza tonight since I've had a screaming headache for two days now and the idea of cooking seems like torture. Jason swung by the Dominos on his way home from the gym and tried to use his debit card. Nope, wouldn't work. The woman told him that it was coming up as "invalid amount" on the machine. He called me and ( Read more... )

There I run, I jump, I leap into the air higher than I ever could where I stand now. There, I fly, I soar, I sing amongst the birds perched high in the canopy of the greenest forest. Greener than any green my mortal eyes can see. Radiating colors that would blind my simple senses. There, I'm small, weightless, floating. There, I'm enormous, I ( Read more... )

I'm slightly less angry today. Still a little confused, but I guess I get to stay that way. I've been doing a lot of thinking over the past few days about what happened and why, since it's in my nature to dissect things within an inch of insanity. Jason was telling me about how he treated people when he was a teenager. His insecurity led him to ( Read more... )