Salutations, User-- I mean, lovely residents of Death City. This is Castor, your host. Provider of any and all, entertainment and diversions. At your service.
Should you wish to leave a message regarding the Siren's Fall, please do so.
Should you require to speak with Zuse, may I direct you to my private line instead?
[[OOC: It's called Siren's Fall for two reasons. 1) because "End of Line" keeps getting blown up. and 2) his favorite companion on the Grid is a Siren Program named Gem. This is for her.]]