We are now officially in Winter's midst and that means I will wear as many sweaters as I wish, thank you very much.

December, be kind.

Today I am thankful for booze, gravy, and hilarious webcomic porn.

Love ya, Daddy. ^_~

Aw, c'mon now. Really? Fucking really. How the ever-living shit am I supposed to go to my fucking doctor's appointment with tits? I mean, seriously now. I need to get this thing off of my fucking leg. Like - yesterday-like. It's fucking itchy.

And Evelyn said I could probably get it off. She promised. I can't have lady-bits right now. Ugh. Fuckers ( Read more... )

They have asked me to take up another shift at my work. I feel so human as I wonder what the point of it is. When I was myself, I had a task that fulfilled a purpose and I continued doing it for eternity, or would have. Now this.. I labor to make money I could more easily steal and waste time that is no longer infinite ( Read more... )

S/S 2012 is bloody dull. Floral, tribal, leather, and 1920's ( Read more... )

What a wretched thing modern times have done to this holiday. They cheapen the true meaning and purpose with obscene costumes, over indulgence in alcohol, vandalism and processed sugar.

It's sickening. These people wouldn't know a real witch if she walked up and smacked them in the face.

What's the

R U S H?

Slow down, little mortals~
You'll
hurt
yourselves.

I'm going to be celebrating a mortal birthday. To be quite honest, the idea of doing such a thing never crossed my mind. Mortals make a big deal of these occasions. I understood their need to do so, but it feels weird applying such a concept to myself. My "age" is not going to be merely 18. The idea of identifying as 18 does not feel right. However ( Read more... )

[The woman (very barely at that) is settled into the chair by a pair of hands - a Father's hands, and he is the Father of humanity, one could certainly say - at her shoulders and a soothing voice, a low rumble of laughter and a petition to speak and be heard. She seems, all things considered, neither startled nor perturbed by this development - as ( Read more... )

I can't decide if I like Lady Gaga more as a man or a woman. [Protip: I'd hit both.]

If she had a twin, she'd be almost perfect.