To all you haters, who didn't think I was famous or talented or "nice" enough to be pleasant to: Fuck you, bitches, it's too late to fix it now, because I'm making a movie. Or rather Kilroy is making a movie of Number 9 Dream because I am that. goddamn. good ( Read more... )

( Mailed to the Pentamerone. )

( Private to Wonderland/Mirrorland Royalty. )

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( Private to Asher Frey. )

( Blocked from Easy Raub. )

( A small package addressed to the Librarians. )

[Private to Benny Ito, written in Japanese.]

You. You speak Japanese. Come with me to this rotating sushi bar. Also there will be sake and beer in cans taller than your head. I asked.

[Private to Kilroy and May.]I apologize for the delay in giving you your wedding present. But I'm sure it is worth the wait ( Read more... )

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