HAPPY NEW YEAR HOLY CRAP this site exist

Guys my website is here - I update it more often than this journal I fuckin swear

( Die Hard Fan )

So as my buddy has said, cats are jerks who will hang out with you once in a while, and dogs are like little retards who want to be your best friend ( Read more... )

So my baby nephew's first word is "bye." He loves to wave and shout it at anybody walking out the door.
Of course everyone finds this adorable, but I can't help thinking that it's just a little... I dunno, foreboding for a first word.

( Now for something more interesting. )

Yesterday was my first time ( Read more... )

So LJ, I have all these empty spaces for userpics, I see. Decided to quickie-color some piece of crap I drew at work on scrap paper.
(Finally finished writing LEA's diary yesterday. It only took one or two or... ten years. Needed an avatar to celebrate. 'sup, Booger.)

...Damnit, I knew I wasn't going to get anything useful done tonight.

You know, for all the times I watched Gay Purr-ee as a wee'un (owned the VHS), I never quite realized that it was about a cat prostitution ring. Huh ( Read more... )

So, a magnanimous donor under the guise of a demon ('sup Ezelek) procured these logs for me. Enjoy!

( Pawne Shoppe )

I got hired as a security guard at the gate of a local chemical plant (about a month after getting a fortune cookie that said I had a possible career change coming up! Cookies never lie.) It's my training week, and so far it's a pretty sweet gig, even if I do have to talk to a buttload of truckers. The company ultimately wants to schedule me ( Read more... )

So Sunday night I got fragged by a computer virus that called itself the skynet worm, all while browsing DeviantArt. I had AVG+firewall running and it was updated to the previous day, and the sonuvabitch let this thing through the door anyway--while TELLING ME it was doing so. Before I could finish saying "WTF" I was infected ( Read more... )