Ten Top Trivia Tips about Poo poo!

1. Abraham Lincoln, who invented poo poo, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
2. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in poo poo.
3. Poo poo once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
4. Poo poo is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than poo ( Read more... )

if you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. it can be anything you want- good or bad. when you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.

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01. Reply with your name and I will write something about you ( Read more... )

i brought vertebrae back; pulled them pearly out of the rooted clods of dirt. and i thought of my spine scattered across the hillside, like the cow’s: weather stained and grassgrown. how earthly. how utterly frightening.

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i am in the void and it is terrible. i am terribly alone. we all are, that is the human condition, i really can't avoid it. i like to drive alone because then my physical surroundings [alone] are in keeping with my mental ones [alone]. driving with others upsets me because it is then that i feel the strongest distance between us [humans. our ( Read more... )

i am speaking into the void and it is fabulous. a universe of web at my fingertips and nobody is listening.

upon reading through previous entries, i realized that my mention of edward skissorhands at the redhill shopping center was... minimalistic... to say the least ( Read more... )

bert was a fabulous character. his cap lined in stained red fabric [like a crumpled flower rotting in the sun]. and the brilliant glint in his eye seen sparkling through the soot. a gentleman of all sorts, charming yet defiant. marvelous ( Read more... )