Sure, 's all fun and games until it's your intestines bein' juggled about in front of your face.

Argh!

Bitch!

ETA: Bein' tortured for all eternity isn't as fun as it's cracked up to be. Go figure.

I met some bint today called Glory. A real bitch, that one is. She continually kept goin' on about the bloody slayer until she realised my presence ( Read more... )

*lights cigarette*

I'm damn good.

*takes a drag*

And that prat Clyde tried to filch me cash in poker last eve. Heh, he was rather quiet when I held my fangs to his pretty Bonnie over there. Dolt.

I was invited to a poker game tonight.

That Hitler fellow sure seems like a nice chap.

*smiles*

...I've had better.

But, one's just not enough for me. How about Kyle joins in? It'll be fun. Y'know, double the pleasure-mint of spearmint...something-or-other? Like that comercial. Only without much smaller twins. *smirks*

One, two, three. *shrugs* Works for me.

Honestly, who in the soddin' underworld uses the line "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK"?

Well...

This is Hell.

'S not like beggars can be choosers...

*smiles*

*pouts* Damn. And I was havin' so much fun in the mortal plane.

Didn't appreciate the welcome party, what with demons tryin' to rip me limb from limb. Torture an' all.

And some strange chap keeps lookin' at me all funny. But...he's not bad lookin' in a twisted kind of way...

Hey...is that Kyle?

Ah, witches. Have I mentioned how much I really like witches? *shrugs* So what else is a vampire to do when they see a cyberwitch walkin' all by 'er lonesome in a dark alley ( Read more... )

Had a grand ol' time out last night. Killed some locals. Delicious. Also ran into a witch. I just love witches ( Read more... )

Hmm. The people that lived in this house 'ad awful taste in clothes. Dots and stripes and all other such fashion disasters. Made some of the boys try 'em on...just for fun. *wicked grin*

But now I'm bored. 'Aven't gone on a big rampage as of late and I'm all itchin' for the kill. And after runnin' into that idiot the other night, I've got ( Read more... )