Because Bellatrix has cheerfully left the room, and everyone seems to have run away from the common room, and there is no one to scream at, I would like you to know how much I HATE YOU ALL.I am also very happy to tell the general public that I will be spending my Christmas hollidays at home. With sane people. People with sense and grace and decency ( Read more... )

Bellatrix Black, have you no shame?
You are the most depraved person I have ever known. Don't think I don't know what you did last night! I'm not deaf!

Your perversion knows no bounds. I'm going to ask Professor Slughorn to move me to a new dormitory right now.

While we lose one savage beast, I'm afraid there are still too many in this castle. Rabastan Lestrange is leaving, and I could not be happier. However, the way some people plan to celebrate his departure is nothing short of overkill.

THAT POLTERGEIST. HAS SMASHED. A VASE. ON MY HEAD. He is a menace! Why can't we be rid of him?

People are drinking in this House. Drinking! On a school night! And the prefects don't care ( Read more... )

( More retarded surveys, for lack of anything else to do )

I do not understand the fascination with 'body art'. There is nothing artistic about it at all. It is the permanent disfigurement of the body. It is said to be a terribly painful process and the results will stay with your forever. We are not meant to be marked like cattle ( Read more... )

( Owl sent to Professor Slughorn )

Congratulations, Gryffindor, on your sweeping victory. I can't say I'm surprised. You deserved it ( Read more... )

There is much to be said about favoritism in this school. Far be it my place to complain about certain teachers' teaching methods, I have the right to criticize the way they conduct their business in this school. I'm sure I speak for the entire student body when I say that professors are meant to be impartial and professional at all times. They are ( Read more... )

WHOEVER THOUGHT OF PUTTING A LARGE SNAKE ON MY BED, IT WASN'T FUNNY.

Whoever owns it can pick up the stunned beast in the common room.