"This guy, a painter, he lived in the apartment upstairs, a studio. Running the downstairs store for his mother (some situation). Yeah. Anyhow. One day he was found violently & grotesquely murdered, his mother didn't know what to do, so distraught and all-- so she just shut down the shop and boarded it all up, abandoned ever since. You know... his ( Read more... )

CURRENT EVENTS CALENDAR MID-TO-LATE SEPTEMBER OH-FOUR
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01: CRITICAL MASS: "fight for your bikes!!!!!!!!11" Fifteen or more of "us" ["us" being a catch-all collective term for myself and the whole shebang of post-adolescent deviants] have planned out a critical mass bike ride for tomorrow evening. We're expecting a considerable turnout-- ( Read more... )

LOOK-- I INTENDED TO WRITE AN ENTRY JUST NOW.....
explaining everything up until this point....

But I have suddenly been unwillingly engaged in the throes of gastrointestinal turmoil and the closest roll of toilet paper must be somewhere down the block.

FAILING THAT; HERE'S A CUT-AND-PASTE ! ! !!!

Monday Afternoon ( Read more... )

And so I happen to be gone for a while-- this is the first internet access I've had since the last time I posted something; as you know, living in a tent in Alaska tends to do that to a person (and how re-cock-yoo-lously quick and swank this internet access is!) ...........If only I had a purpose being on the computer/foreign device-- and I have ( Read more... )

Any recommendations on online (?!) places to obtain a one-way airline ticket?

(Personally, I've always been more intrigued with the idea of going both ways-- I mean, why limit a world of options-- but as of recent times the american population has made the act of engaging in any sort of liberal politics seem more and more futile...)I'm looking for ( Read more... )

For no real reason I'm suddenly reminded of a charm in the pocket of some trousers I haven't worn since the occasion... Envision a rural farm in the middle of nowhere; I was actually disconcerted about wandering eight blocks to civilization [note:americanspell] for some strong drink; decidedly NON alcoholic, seeing as how this young kid's parents ( Read more... )

Oooh! See?! I've been doing so much "stuff!" Yes, I have! You are jealous! You seethe! Seethe for me!

Update imminent. Hold on 'til tomorrow or the next or the next.

REQUESTED: creative means of keeping two [perhaps three] individuals entertained whilst stuck in a car on a long trip. I need these by tomorrow afternoon, and they should be somewhat feasible. (Yes, MEAT makes for fun ideas, but I'm fresh out of MEAT and MEATGUNS... um... MEAT-APULTS?! Zoom.)If yours is a winner, I might even take photographic ( Read more... )

[Placeholder Entry #3; more intellectual property in progress.]

Wow! Hey! This German army jacket rules. I feel industrial as fuck. I feel like Boyd Rice. Speaking of "fuck," tonight shall make way for the return of 40 oz. sledding, the most über of winter sports. I've been having far too many absurd sorts of fun lately. It's obscene yet fantastic ( Read more... )

It Came Pre Kabob-ed: a heterosexual memoir by username Absinthe.

It all took place on Monday night, somewhere between 11:00 and the netherhour. Or perhaps it was Tuesday, but definitely not Wednesday, for fuck's sake! A party of three fine upstanding citizens [who, for purposes of anonymity from alleged sacrifical cults TO BE NAMED LATER, will ( Read more... )