Saved! My hero--oh-- wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--*thud*

Argh. Should have known he wouldn't know what to do with a spear.

Got a little distracted there for a moment. What was I going to do?

This is not my doing, I swear by my jar of good polish!

Last I remember, he had his sticky, grubby fingers all over me and we were hot on the trail of the scumsucker who'd yoinked my darling. Argh. ::gleams dimly::

Thanks to Miss Elanor, I am just outside Rivendell on a mission of great importance.

However. While the flight over here was quite the adrenaline rush, I did not anticipate the end of my arc. Ahem. I'm stuck. But not to worry. I'm sure someone or something will be along shortly and be good enough to help me out of my predicament. Right ( Read more... )

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnghh. Mmmmmrrrrrrrgyahhh. ::falls onto floor of weapons closet:: ::rolls under big gap between bottom of door and doorframe::

Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::rolls::

.....

...

::rollrollroll::

New shiny bauble in town.

Methinks it could be love.

Wow. So you're just leaving her and not taking me with you?! Bastard. If I could, I'd hurl myself into your left ass cheek.

::glitters boringly menacingly::

*glitters boringly*

*glittery sigh*

*sparkles*