I know someday you'll have a beautiful life.

[affleck]

Fucking Christ, I've been busy this week. I wish that I could add "in more ways than one" to that sentence, but sadly, I cannot. Work, work, motherfucking work. This has been one of the longest weeks of my life. How the hell is it only fucking Wednesday

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[g_gershon]

If you want to talk on the plane, we can. If you don't, we won't. Just being around you is going to do me good and I hope I have the same effect on you.

A little time away, spent with good friends, right?

[affleck]

You always have that effect on me, Gorgeous.

Exactly.

[caseyaffleck]

i think you need a brotherly hug.

[ex_deltoro71]

STEP AWAY FROM THE LAMP OIL CASEY AFFLECK

[caseyaffleck]

excuse me, sir, STOP STEALING MY BROTHER!

[affleck]

You are fucking sick.

[_morrissey_]

For the next week, I can promise a few things:

I will do everything in my power to ensure that you are tired enough to have no need of sleeping pills.

I will make sure you wake up with nothing more than a smile on your face.

You will be truly relaxed, rejuvenated, refreshed. In more ways than one.

[affleck]

Thank for keeping your promises thus far.

And for not punching me for the inadvertent kicking-you-in-my-sleep last night. I'm sorry I nearly pushed you off of the bed.

[_morrissey_]

That was your foot?

I thought you were signalling it was time for round two.

[affleck]

Well I was, but the kicking part was an accident.

[jonnyleemiller]

I admire your gratuitous use of the word fuck. I think I heard through the grapevine we're to meet up when you're in London. We'll talk about our business venture over drinks, alright?

[affleck]

Why thank you. Not just fucking anyone can say fuck a million fucking times and make it fucking work. ;)

Rent-A-Dyke will someday be a reality. I only hope that the world is ready for it.

[chris_o_donnell]

Why am I starting to see you as less messed up as I get moreso?

I hope your little vacation does you right, Ben.

[affleck]

No idea, because I think I get more fucked with every passing day. Though I guess that ties into being our own worst critics or some bullshit like that.

So far, so good.

[chris_o_donnell]

Maybe we could hold an annual 'I'm more fucked than you are' footrace or something.

I've been training for it, so I think I might even be a contender this time.

[affleck]

But wouldn't it eventually just dissolve into a screaming match of one-up-manship? "My life is more fucked than yours!" "No, you bitch, my life is more fucked than yours." And so on.

Instead, perhaps we should collaborate on a book. How to Know When Your Life is Fucked