From Kara.

( Ancient history )

Denny and I are now legally wed.

No gifts, please. Definitely no china.

So, as you may or may not know (and judging by the show's ratings, I'm gonna go with "may not"), tomorrow the very last episode of Boston Legal airs. Thus far, I've tried to play Alan as close to canon as humanly possible (with a few minor exceptions *cough*utterlypreposterousfearofwater*cough*), but it's possible that after the finale I'll need to ( Read more... )

A belated Happy Thanksgiving to all those who saw fit to participate in Thursday’s festival of gluttony. Shirley Schmidt was kind enough to throw wide the doors to her home and welcome a-I’m not sure what the term of venery is for a group of lawyers, so I’ll appropriate that of our closest relative-shiver of attorneys to her table. I spent the ( Read more... )

After Disch and Levine, with apologies only to the former.A is for Antics, of which I am fond ( Read more... )

Write page 57 of your 300-page autobiography.

Excerpt from As Yet Untitled by Alan Shore.

( 57 )

9-1.

Break my heart why don't you.

Remember that drabble meme? No, you say? It was posted four months ago, you say? Well, this began in response to that and then proceeded to devour my brain. I apologize for the utterly ridiculous length and my equally ridiculous attempt at a plot.

( 'You're always going on and on about what a detestable bastard you are.' )

For the purposes of this inquiry, "therapy" shall be defined as "the treatment, conducted by a licensed professional, of mental and emotional disorders through the use of psychological techniques"; "therapist" shall be defined as "the licensed professional conducting said therapy ( Read more... )

Here are the rules ( Read more... )