Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters

[albuspresley]

Knockturn Alley. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

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[potter_mouth]

THIS IS DUMBLEDORE. WHY ARE WE GOING TO KNOCKTURN ALLEY? I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO HOGSMEADE.

[albuspresley]

Most of the best carpet pilots can be found here. Only watch your step Harry. This place can be a little rough.

[potter_mouth]

BUT WHY DIDN'T WE GO STRAIGHT TO HOGSMEADE? IT'S LIKE TEN MINUTES AWAY FROM HOGWARTS.

[albuspresley]

The Force works in mysterious ways, Harry.

[mouldytailcoat]

Going somewhere, Finch-Fletchley?

[hufflepuff4life]

Er.

Yes, Mr. Filch. As a matter of fact, I was just going to see your
boss. Tell Millicent that I've got her money.

[mouldytailcoat]

It's too late. You should have paid her when you had the chance. Bulstrode's put a price on your head so large even your Hufflepuff friends are looking for you.

I'm lucky I found you first.

[hufflepuff4life]

Yeah, but this time I got the money.

Or, I will.

Really.

I have a strange feeling I'll have two thouand galleons very soon. And another fifteen sometime afterwards, you see.

[waitingfortom]

Mr. Filch.

I commend you on the creative use of your internal organs. You took a bad situation and found something useful in it. Well done.

However, I do believe Finch-Fletchley shot first. You interrupted his spell, yes? But you couldn't have interrupted it if he hadn't already started it before you.

[drunkirishdude]

Mmmmmmmmnarrrrrrgh urgghh hhhhhhrrrrrrgh arghhhh ack.

[hufflepuff4life]

You got that right.

[albuspresley]

Excuse me, but you look like a helpful young man--would you happen to know where we might find passage to Hogsmeade?

[drunkirishdude]

Ahrrrrruuuuuu rghhhhh raghh.