Early last summer I was mistaken for a fourteen-year-old ( Read more... )

I had this amazing concept for a LiveJournal post. It was entertaining, educational, and topped off with gratuitous pictures of cephalopods. It had hyperlinks, footnotes*, and ( LJ-cuts )

The agony of the college application process never ends. Three years removed from my own torturous trials, I’m trapped within my brother’s dreadful struggle. The problem isn’t him, of course. The problem is my maniacally micromanaging mother, who is back to “assist” him with every detail of every application... back [insert dramatic pause] with ( Read more... )

Last night, at approximately 1:38 AM, I filled up my bathroom sink with warm water, took off my shirt, and timidly plunged my face in ( Read more... )

I can’t believe the following commercial hasn’t been made ( Read more... )

This is what Siyuan wrote.This is what she could've written ( Read more... )

My computer’s turned evil ( Read more... )

I think I might rant a bit today ( Read more... )

Laundry day is here ( Read more... )

Here’s a neat little statistic for you: since Winter Break began, I’ve produced 3614 words worth of LiveJournal entries. That’s a helluva lot, I do have to say. Imagine how much time all that carefully constructed writing must’ve taken me. Quite a substantial amount indeed. Makes you think, to do so much LiveJournaling, I probably didn’t do ( Read more... )