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Someone Missed His Mummy
I seem to remember this making the news a few years ago, but can't find it in my archives, so I guess it didn't really ping my radar, but, as we all know, grave robbery is a guaranteed slot in this blog, so here's the follow-up: Hundred-year-old mummified infant missing from grave after judge ordered him buried in 2008. Of note is the fact that ( Read more... ) -
PSA: High Stakes
Vampires! If you are going to live with the humans, act like a human, go to college with humans, it is a really good idea not to get drunk, get arrested, and tell the police about how you are a vampire. You're just giving yourself away!
What is wrong with vampires these days? Are they all looking to get staked? Then again, the people going after ( Read more... ) -
Sign on the Dotted Line
Remember the place in Latvia that was accepting souls as collateral for a loan? Someone in Britain realized that nobody ever reads the EULA, and now they own 7,500 of them. Souls, that is. They're going to issue emails to the bilked and formally renounce their claims on their customers' souls. They say.Sorry I don't have any actual news to report. ( Read more... ) -
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Werewolf Wednesday
I don't know what's going on these days. You can't turn around without seeing a police report about monster hunters killing themselves, targeting the wrong prey, and/or getting arrested. Today's offering: shirtless, scuffed-up, sword-waving werewolf hunter detained near a hardware store in Puget Sound. Sounds like the real deal to me. (He also ( Read more... ) -
BREAKING NEWS
Vampire loose in the Bronx.
This is the kind of story I LIVE for. Also? Check out the caption on that photograph. CLASSY.