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[amillo]

Okay. Take one bored armadillo who wants to try out his mad vala skillz.

So I stole a tectonic plate.

So. Are things supposed to be moving around like that?

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[vana_everyoung]

Dude look at all those hobbits sinking into the sea. AHAHA.

*replaces missing plate with a giant floating zen garden full of thorny poisonous plants*

Ehehehe. Plate stealing is all right, but come on, you can do better. Then again, being the baby of us all, powers go on an ever decreasing scale. But at least I'm no longer the most useless one. HA.

[amillo]

*dumps plate on your foot*

I'd like to see you do better. All you do is sit around with everyone else, watch tv and bitch that your powers suck!

All of you are lazy. I'm the only one DOING anything around here anymore!

*eyes a few mountains consideringly*

How do you think they'd look in my room?

[vana_everyoung]

FUCKER! That was my foot. *regenerates foot and throws plate away like a frisbee* Still people on it? Don't give a shit. Anyway.

All right. Fine. You wanna see what I can do? I can do fucking lots. I can... grow flowers! And give all the birds of the world a sore throat since they all sing when I look at them. And I think Mannie gave me the power to turn people into cocker spaniels.

Plus Aulë helped me build something REALLY COOL and shiny that I've been hankering to use. Naturally, it's a weapon of potentially mass destruction. And those mountains would look awesome in your room, though make sure you take the surrounding forests with you when placing them there.

[yavanna]

You're a cheapass version of ME, little girl. *sits back* I want to see if you can even match me on a good day. *tries to light up a brownie*

*stares at it*

*stuffes it in mouth*

Go on. Do something.

wait...wait...wait

[forsaken_one]

Was that the Shire you worked, you little rodent?

*grows wroth*

Where the fuck did you put that fucking plate you fucker???

Not talking? Fine...

*rolls you up and punts you to Beyond the Walls of Night*

Okay...wow...haven't had to do anything big in ages...

*rolls up sleeves*

Abrecadabera...um...wahooky wa....er...

Don't worry, Frodo, I'll save you!!!

*fixes Shire back the way it was...or tries. His dark power ends up infusing the land despite his best efforts. He looks at the dark, dead trees and the vultures circling it.*

Um...

heh heh...

Well, at least everyone's alive...

...

...ignore the angry ghosts...especially the one with the pmpkin for a head.

[amillo]

*curls up and flies into the distance*

BANZAIIIIII!