an_only_tree

Football AU: Now That I Am in Madrid and Can Think 18/22

an_only_tree Feb 06, 2013 01:59

Now That I Am in Madrid and Can Think 18/22
Rating: R (grownup stuff, swearing etc.)
Summary: "Being honest there have been times since [the summer of 2004] when I thought harder about leaving. The prospect of playing abroad has crossed my mind on a few occasions, more so at the ages of 28-30. If I ever did leave England, and I can’t see it ( Read more... )

Football AU: Now That I Am in Madrid and Can Think 17/22

an_only_tree Jan 31, 2013 12:07

Now That I Am in Madrid and Can Think 17/22
Rating: R (grownup stuff, swearing etc.)
Summary: Xabi was always the least fun one in the Alder Hey pictures. The rest is so not true.

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feel like taking a hacksaw to the whole , grrr so long and wordy

Football AU: Now That I Am in Madrid and Can Think 16/22

an_only_tree Jan 26, 2013 23:08

Now That I Am in Madrid and Can Think 16/22
Rating: R (grownup stuff, swearing etc.)
Summary: Stevie really hates dogs. The rest is so not true.

( They can stop anytime they want, really. )

Football AU: Now That I Am in Madrid and Can Think 15/22

an_only_tree Jan 21, 2013 00:14

Now That I Am in Madrid and Can Think 15/22
Rating: R (grownup stuff, swearing etc.)
Summary: Stevie really did want to kill Lee Bowyer. The rest is fiction.

( “He’s gone the color of boiled shite a bit lately and yer’v been tiptoeing around him like he’s with child.” )

Football AU: Now That I Am in Madrid and Can Think 14/22

an_only_tree Jan 13, 2013 21:38

Now That I Am in Madrid and Can Think 14/22
Rating: R (swearing, grownup stuff, Scousers etc.)
Summary: Lost in Scouse Translation, A Comedy of Errors Starring Didi and Carra really did happen and it's so epic, it deserves fanfic of its own. Consider this a prompt. The rest... not so much.

( Well, if it isn't Adam Morgan and the bloody Half Blood Prince! )

she's a super creep, super creep

Procastinception

an_only_tree Jan 10, 2013 02:02

I believe procrastinating on your procrastination is a new low (the bottom broke...) but what the hell, let's play Fantasy Record Exec ( Read more... )

i had to, judge all you want, yes there's some coldplay in there, it's in character mkay???, they love coldplay

Football AU: Now That I Am in Madrid and Can Think 13/22

an_only_tree Jan 06, 2013 23:40

Now That I Am in Madrid and Can Think 13/22
Rating: R (swearing, grownup stuff etc.)
Summary: Xabi really did call him Steve in The Mirror (July 2005). The rest is pretty much crack.

( If you wanted to have a glimpse of my ass you should have come half an hour ago )

Football AU: Now That I Am in Madrid and Can Think 12/22

an_only_tree Dec 31, 2012 01:07

Now That I Am in Madrid and Can Think 12/22
Rating: R (swearing sailor-style)
Summary: Biologic medicine really is a thing and it's freaky. The rest is pretty much crack.

( My legs are longer than yours, asshole! )

Football AU: Now That I Am in Madrid and Can Think 11/22

an_only_tree Dec 27, 2012 01:34

Now That I Am in Madrid and Can Think 11/22
Rating: R (but just cause I'm a coward)
Summary: Stevie really did miss that penalty and later gave a heartbreaking apology in public. The rest is pretty much crack.

( objectively speaking, Riise has what they would call a nice, tight arse )

Football AU: Now That I Am in Madrid and Can Think 10/22

an_only_tree Dec 22, 2012 14:28

Now That I Am in Madrid and Can Think 10/22
Rating: R (swearing and grownup stuff)
Summary: Arteta really did drink and drive that night and his hair really is made of Lego pieces. The rest is pretty much crack.

( all Xabi ever has to say on the subject is I love the rain. )