Anyone else disappointed that the first-year's car didn't have bigger explosion when the fire hit the gas tank???? I was so waiting for the slow motion knock-you-ten-feet-in-the-air thing, what happened?!

I feel terrible! I haven't talked to hardly anybody all summer, except for some text messages and a really long and continually interrupted conversation with Ja-Ja last week (that was last week, right?)! But don't think I've forgotten you guys! I miss you bunches and am always telling stupid stories about our first year together! I don't care ( Read more... )

OH MY FUCKING GOD, I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE THE ENDING I'VE READ TWICE NOW. FUCK.

My sister made another crack about me eating too much last night and she finally noticed that I wasn't laughing with her. So she asks if it made me self-conscious and uncomfortable, and I told her yeah, it does. She came back with, "Oh, I was just teasing, don't go getting an eating disorder! Wait, you don't have one do you?" Nice.

It's official, I will be back at Wesleyan on the 13th! Hallelujah! My family is just way too wacko to endure for three, uninterrupted months. Added to that, my sister is a freaking FOOD NAZI!!! I'm trying to train for soccer, starting off with running a couple miles every other day or so and daily crunches, which isn't too bad. But I'm suppose ( Read more... )

I haven't checked my lj in forever, but this conversation I just had with my sister just infuriated me and I need to let it out somewhere where people won't think I'm too crazy. My friend Audrey always has a huge 4th of July party and I always go and help out. Well right before everyone arrived yesterday afternoon, Adam (her boyfriend) and I were ( Read more... )

I finally have my first day off from soccer and the vet's in two weeks and I was going to use it to call and catch up with everyone (I just upgraded my phone plan to more minutes!), and of course, I wake up sick and without a voice. I kinda sound like a frog. I'll try again tomorrow!!!

Can you believe my parents still aren't divorced?! They've yet to even go to trial after a year and a half of legal bullshit. I don't even know what to think anymore. I know conceptually my dad is a complete asshole, but with me, he's generally a great parent. Oh, he has his moments, and I was quickly disillusioned of that "my parent is perfect ( Read more... )

I think I may be permanently deaf! My sister just had this elaborate alarm system set-up in her house and today was our first day of using it. Of course I had to be the first one to come home to an empty house and try to disarm the stupid thing! I walked in, entered the code and "Stay" so the system would recognize I'm in the house and NOT go ( Read more... )

Yay! I just got to draw blood and perform a fecal/intestinal parasite test on a dog named Shelby! Dr. Shipman is teaching me how to do all the every day things that he does. Usually I just take the samples and set-up the tests, but today he was letting me do everything and showing me how to determine which detrimental ear bacteria was causing ( Read more... )