Wanders up to heaven.

Stops at the pearly gates.

Looks right. Looks left.

Opens gate and deposits approximately 3000 rabid weasels.

Closes gate. Looks right. Looks left.

Strolls away whistling a happy tune.

[happens in continuation to this thread...

( Nick and Elijah bond and heal )

After the cunt's fat cow's Claudia's little announcement yesterday, I decided to have these drawn up!


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Hey KARL!

Need to talk to you, man.

The Daycare center is located in Heaven...you have obviously made a wrong turn.

Either grow a pair...balls or fangs...but a damn pair of something grown the fuck up...

*throws a chair and hits Demon Karl*

I'd apologize Karl, but I can see the erection from here...

*When I wake up, I'm curled up in bed, with Nick curled up and sleeping around me, and at first I don't remember anything, so I smile against his hair, comforted by his nearness. Then it all comes back to me, what happened, and where I am. Looking around a moment, I sigh and close my eyes, just listening to Nick breathe, letting that quiet me, and ( Read more... )

Joaquin and I were summoned up to the Almighty after admitting our love for one another. That was certainly odd. I mean, I've been summoned to the Almighty's office before, but not when I had the man I love sitting in my lap ( Read more... )

*I pace about, checking my internal clock, 'cause I sure the sodding hell ain't wearing a nancy boy watch. I'm not a poof ( Read more... )

Due to the recent abductions, we have been unable to send out notices about new demons and angels.

So here's one.

There are six new angels and four new demons.

ANGELS:
angel_antonio
angel_astin
angel_connery
angel_keith
angel_marsters
angel_mirry

DEMONS:
demon_antonio
demon_glover
demon_james
demon_phoenix

Well...I guess Mom was right! Fuck! I knew I should have run that bastard off the track but Nooooo...had to be a nice guy...well look where that fucking got me...This just HAS to be Hell ( Read more... )