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I look fat in this, but I sound kinda smart.

You can watch this video on www.livejournal.com

The Internet Playground and Factory - Brittany Chozinski from Trebor Scholz on Vimeo.

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I think someone fucked with my phone at the factory...  The auto-fill is hysterical.  When I type "ugh" it auto-fills "vagina."  When I try to type "I love you" I get out "I love" and it fills in "gout."

I love gout.  Vagina.

Can I have this for Christmas?


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Nobody listens to me because clearly I'm retarded and that's how I've gotten to where I'm at in life.  Age does not equal competence, people.  Just accept that I'm a child prodigy and we can all move on.

Excuse me while I pull my head out of my ass.  I recommend some others do the same.

Rawr.

 Room is 8.5 x 9.5 feet. Has 2 closets. No windows, but there is a skylight in the closet that fills the room with lots of light. Apartment has a huge living room that is fully furnished with two couches and a bar. It's a 4 bedroom apartment. You'd have two other roommates who are nothing less than spectacular. The fourth bedroom is used as a  ( Read more... )

I has credit card points.  Do I get the first season True Blood on DVD or Dance Dance Revolution for Wii or Guitar Hero for Wii?

Decide for me!

Note to all my high school friends:  Please stop reproducing.  Your progeny scare me.  You make me want to punch my uterus in the face.

That is all.

 Gavin just sprinted down the hallway, jumped on the couch and mounted a backflip off the wall.  Why is there never anybody else here to see this magic?!

Now he's licking his ass.


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