No one is going to join the army based on an internet ad so just give up already

[angiejolie]

I've been trying for weeks to come up with something intelligent but as you can see it's not working so let's call this writing for practice. I recently did an interview for BBC World and I felt honored that they considered me important enough to sit down with, and not only because they are a UK based production and that really made me feel

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[gsarah]

It's great that you are becoming a citizen of Cambodia, good for you. I hope your happiness continues with your new job, you've certainly done a great job so far. You should sign on sometime. :-*

And I can't use my naked icons on you sadly, cause my paid account ran out. >:O :'(

[angiejolie]

I don't think I'll ever get over how cute you are :-* :-[ You make me wish I was around more but I'm so out of practice even signing on is intimidating. I may have to block everyone but you, I hope you don't mind. And Jim Carrey because I'm trying to marry him. I can't really help with your icons even as much as I need to see you naked once a day but I can quote Snow Patrol at you sooooo light up, light up, as if you have a choice :-*!

[gsarah]

:-[ You flatter me. :-* I am glad that I make you wish that because you should sign on! And blocking everyone except me and Jim wouldn't be such a bad idea, then I could have you all to myself. Haha, sob what is Snow Patrol? :-[

[angiejolie]

It's a band! Scottish, I think? And really good and then they got trendy but I love their songs "Run", "Grazed Knees" and "How to Be Dead" so you should look into that ;)

[asia_argento]

You're not the only goofy kid. We should sit in the back of the room and throw popcorn at everyone else. With any luck we'll land one right in somebody's collar and they won't notice. I think you're amazing and I'm so glad you updated again.

[angiejolie]

That sounds wonderful :'( I love throwing popcorn at people, it's a great way to meet guys. If you like guys who yell at you, then move. I'm so sorry for this update but it was the best I could come up with and it's really boring but again, I'm out of practice. Someday I am going to randomly IM you, don't be startled.

[asia_argento]

Don't be sorry, I love it and you. And the icon you used in this post is so beautiful it almost causes me physical pain. I will not be startled, I will be very excited and not a little turned on. Or if you want, I know you hate signing on so I could always send you an email.

[angiejolie]

I never get emails :-[ maybe because I don't really have an email address except the livejournal one. I love you lots, beautiful.

[graham__coxon]

The Zen approach gets you laid by Buddha, and really, what's better than that?

[angiejolie]

I'm not really into fat guys :'( More power to Buddha tho, in general.

[jonnyleemiller]

Haha you're nuts, lady. I actuall did join the army because of a pop-up ad. Massive mistake there. I love that song.

[angiejolie]

Have you been at the eggnog again, Miller? I like this song too. I was playing their greatest hits while writing this and nothing beats sitting on your bed shouting I'M IN LOVE WITH MY SADNESS. Different song tho.

[jonnyleemiller]

'Tis the season? I like listening to them just to scream DESPITE ALL MY RAGE, I'M STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE. Because you know how rage filled I am. What are you doing for Christmas?

[angiejolie]

Haha that's another good one. I don't know, all alone in my giant mansion with the little man? Or maybe I'll go see Jaime.

[grimaldi]

You aren't the goofy kid at all. I would bet on you getting the fairytale if you really wanted it. Of course, really you should run away with j_garner and send me videos. haha, Well I can dream. Happy Christmas and congratulations on being a pilot. I envy you that.

[angiejolie]

Then you need to come see me, I'll be your teacher ;) mm Jennifer, you know I might send you that video for Christmas because I know it would make mine complete.