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Goddamn Canadian air! It's 20°F and feels like 12°F with the wind. Where are my sixty-degree temperatures? Where is my global warming? This is why we need border control. Fsck the illegal immigrants, it's the subzero Canuck air we need to keep out. Thank GM the Batmobile has heated seats. At least my ass will be swaddled in warmth.


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-- Got something resembling a full nights sleep for a change. This was my first day off in three weeks that I did not have to go into work.

-- Washed the Batmobile and hit it with some spray detailer to gloss up its wax job. Swank!

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Who is making it out to Spellbound tonight? I'll be there (I will be the tall guy with long hair and a goatee wearing all black).

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I had been dreading this for at least a couple of months, but on Thursday night I successfully parallel parked the Batmobile. It only took two tries, and for a car that is fully seventeen feet long where you can't see either the nose or tail from the driver's seat, I feel two was a good number. Boo-ya for me!


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Obviously, I should not have continued to drink after getting home last night from seeing Voltair. On my personal hangover scale, where 1 is "not an ache anywhere, but I could sure use a glass of water," and 10 is "I would blow my own brains out to stop the pain of the lumberjack trying to axe his way through my skull if only my hands would stop ( Read more... )

I found myself saying today in conversation that every thing looked tickety-boo, why I don't know, as this is certainly not one of my stock phrases. Once it came out of my mouth the dusty cluster of brain cells responsible for storing this very vital bit of decades-old data pinged to life and I got this song stuck in my head:

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For cyntergomes, who had this to say about the middle age weepies:

Me, I plan on rocking middle age SO FUCKING HARD that I'll need the break of retirement to recover. I have hope...and cougar plans!

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This is Liz Phair if you don't already know.

Fresh from the Internet: Middle-age is truly depressing, study finds.

"LONDON (Reuters) - Middle age is truly miserable, according to a study using data from 80 countries showing that depression is most common among men and women in their forties."

Yea, misery!