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What's in a name?
Yo, I'm crazy successful in all kinds of fields. It's a lot of pressure to live up to my own name though ( Read more... ) -
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i feel semi-human of late.
part of me knows that it's entirely my responsibility to change that at all, and another part of me isn't willing to do anything to facilitate that kind of change.
seriously, when you break me down on paper i only qualify as human in the biological division. now that's depressing. -
if i called myself the naked chef, i'd go big or go home...
So i've been thinking it over, and i think i am gonna actually get around to making this internet cooking show, 'cause i am like a goddamn samurai-ninja berserkr dans la cuisine. Don't trust me? well then you should totally try out this recipe i concocted for a lentil-chickpea curry with mangos. i'll even give you the recipe to try it for yourself ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: In The Money
If you won $100 this afternoon, what would you do with it?
I'd buy one really expensive pint of beer and two really really cheap hookers.
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so after watching Brian Greene's three-hour PBS special "The Elegant Universe" I now have a basic introductory comprehension of preliminary String Theory in a nutshell. unfortunately String Theory is more focussed on the universe than on nutshells, so i have no idea what the fuck is going on. although apparently there is a working theory out there ( Read more... ) -
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yeah, i was wrong about that erotic fiction thing. i thought it would be like harlequin novels, it turns out it's a lot closer to dear penthouse articles. i can't write like that, specifically because i don't feel comfortable using 92% of the words i found in their sample writing. it's filthy and unchristian. ima gotta start up a whole new spanish ( Read more... ) -
hardcover hardons
tomorrow i have to remember to email this ad on craigslist that's offering money for erotic novels ( Read more... ) -
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gaaaah fuck this shit. i think i'm in the wrong program.