( This amazed me. )

Some of you read Doonesbury, but for those who don't, yesterday's strip was too fantastic a zing to miss:


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New Pope! Pope on a rope! Soap on a Pope!

This is a poem me and my sister Jackie wrote together during spring break. You can guess which sections are mine and which are hers.

A lways
N ever
D rink
I gloos

J ew
A rthritis
C ake
K lu klux klan
I nteresting
E nglish

( but is it art? )

Turk : Awww... Where's my lucky "Tabasco" rag ( Read more... )

Good gracious, is this my 500th lj entry? How anticlimactic.

milliontruths: yeah, my stomach is revolting

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 40% Stability |||||||||||| 43% Orderliness |||||||||||||| 56% Empathy |||||||||| 36% Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| ( Read more... )

By evening of that day Nikita Firsov and Lyuba Kuznetsova had been registered in the district Soviet as married, and they went back to Lyuba's room, and didn't know what to do. Nikita now felt it on his conscience that complete happiness had arrived for him, that the person he needed most in all the world wanted to live together with him, as if ( Read more... )

I think what I said yesterday, when I whined about wasting time trying to look good, was misinterpreted. [Thanks, though, for the support.] I wasn't just talking about hygiene; I was talking about the constant, ridiculous pressure (from within or without) on women to be someone a man would want: with every sentence we say, every physical movement, ( Read more... )

Here in America, we've lost our faith in two important things: sincerity and symbols ( Read more... )

I lent Mike my keyboard today, and underneath it I found two stray sunflower seeds. Lord, give me the strength!
Jackie's in the bathroom cutting Alissa's hair. It's a very lazy Sunday. I plan to crawl in bed with Ava later on this evening and stay up with her all night. I could use a woman's voice in my ear.