oh, poo

[arwenundomiel]

it is not fun having your honeymoon interrupted by your mother's suicide. elrobeth and i only managed to do it twice and once each with estel before the tragedy struck. these old-timers are not as resilient as us younger elves. can't handle a little orc-rape or incest. >:(

now i have to do things. wait, maybe i can delegate to my handmaidens

Comments

[nemybaggins]

mrsss arrrn!!!! ::gurgles::

[arwenundomiel]

hello young baby thing! cheeto? *offers*

[nemybaggins]

nmee hass onlee wun toof! ::opens mouth::

wass cheeeto?

[arwenundomiel]

i've seen some orcs with no teeth. and friends of uncle gally.

um, a cheeto is um....somewhat cheesy. if you put it in your mouth, it will dissolve eventually.

[lordof_imladris]

...Butch and what now?

I've got a kid gnawing on my cheetos. Is it mine? I almost whacked it with the remote across the room. But then it showed me a tiara it fashioned itself out of potato stix and I almost melted into a pile of saturated fat, corn starch, and yellow #5.

SUNDANCE! YOU'VE COME TO PAPA! I AM SO HAPPY. But still mourning mah tru luv omg.

*balances baby on his big pregnant stomach*

[arwenundomiel]

well, now, that might have been this oliwraithyphaunt thingy baby that appeared in my room today. i gave it a cheeto and put it in tolman's laundry hamper.

i think yellow #5 causes cancer in non-mortals. GOOD THING YOU ARE ELFKIND OMG!

*sets out water dishes for the babies*

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[lordof_imladris]

SHUSH THIS IS SUNDANCE MY GOLDEN CHILD.

Ooh water. *puts Sundance on the floor* Get it for Ada. Go on. Get it for Ada...

Aren't babies supposed to be crawling around their age? Or at least doing stuff besides sitting there drooling? I WANT A FUN BABY.

[arwenundomiel]

maybe he is um, deprived of the proper intellectual stimuli. should we send him to boarding school? but he did make that tiara! that's funn-ish?

look! we can put him on a skateboard and gently nudge it toward the water!!!

[lady_silmarien]

I'll do anything as long as it involves nudity. Lots of nudity. Women nudity. Yes.

[arwenundomiel]

*wonders if baby nudity in the course of a diaper-change counts, then remembers erestor's coming back and can take care of all the boring stuff, yay!*

i need some back dresses and black lingerie because i am in mourning. we must choose the most flattering pieces.