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Why? Because I can.
So I saw Faustus the other day! And because you're no doubt panting for it...
Sam's SYNOPSIS THEATER Presents...
( FAUSTUS, ACT I: MAKING FRIENDS WITH THE DEVIL, UPSETTING SOME POPES ) -
My childhood memories totally wanted it. Look how they were dressed.
Man, Hollywood is just hell-bent on making me wish I'd died at the age of ten, isn't it? A Johnny Quest movie starring Zac Efron? Escape "Race" To Witch Mountain, starring The Rock? What the hell is next, another "Star Wars" movie starring all the people who mocked me for my speech impediment in kindergarten? Or maybe just a video of all my ( Read more... ) -
For he's a sexy good fellow...
It has come to the attention of my mammoth space brain that this coming wednesday is the Christmas in february! Yes, my friends, it is the 21st anniversary of the day that my partner in many heinous crimes against the quivering pink Scions of Adam was expelled into this world! He emerged, hirsute and leering, from his mother's vagina, clutching a ( Read more... ) -
CHAPTER DEUX
Chapter Two of the Epic Saga Nobody Reads!
( Ashlan: Break the Sky - Chapter 1, or the Planning Session ) -
Thoughts on inauguration
Well, personally? I'm just disappointed he didn't walk across the Patomac to get to the podium.
He's holding out on us this early? Shame, shame. -
Er?
I don't know. Struck by sudden inspiration!
( Ashlan: Break the Sky - Prologue, or the Devil Doctor ) -
For no reason at all!
Just a short story I dreamed up today. Read it, minions! Read it or suffer the wrath of Sam!
( Ashlan: The Drawing Board ) -
Writers Block: Also acceptable; Where Did You Get Those Magnificent Pythons?
"My god, man! What have you done, Dr. von Acheson! By the blood of the martyrs and the bones of the saints, you madman, what have you doooooooooooone!?"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
[sound of large switch being thrown] -
Oh, why the hell not.
Explain your LiveJournal user-name to me. How did you settle on it? What is its significance to you, if any? Bonus: Explain your journal's title and, if applicable, its subtitle as well.
Ashendi is the name of a capricious, nasty-minded wind demon in my Amazing Fantasy Epic That Will Be Enormously Popular and Mean I Never Have To Work Again, also ( Read more... )