this live journal is meant for two people in particular, and as you read it, you will figure it out. It has coem to my attention, multiple times mind you, that people do not like hanging out with joanna and i at the same time, or audrey and i for that matter. And frankly, i do understand why but i think its lame. Yes, the three of us are elitist ( Read more... )

Im leaving a week from today. It skind of scary, but mostly exciting. My mom doesnt understand why im scared but seriously, she just doesnt get it. I hear that the Nashville area is saturated by at least one very clandestine ninja operation, a member of which may be my roommate. I mean, withthe new development of their rumored leader dropping out ( Read more... )

What i have realized about live journals is that most people write about whats been going on in their lives and the impact it has had, whether good or bad. But I, I just write complete crap..i bitch and complain and whine. No wonder i have a very small viewership. The thing is, I dont have a very interestingt life. Last night, a friday night mind ( Read more... )

I'm an idiot, and there is no way around it. Today, I fucked up something that should be impossible to fuck up- I guess I'm good at defying the odds- thats right, I fucked up microwavable popcorn. Heres what happened: My mom went to pick up my brotehr from the falls and made me stay home with my sister bc a guy from sears was coming over to fix our ( Read more... )

haha..ive gotten a lot of feedback on my last entry. For those of you who gave me compliments, you rock and you all may have my kids and call yourselves my friends. If you were negative and wished me fat in my next life, fuck you and get a new friend. Well, as much as I would love to keep you all in stitches everyday with my humor, Im sorry. There ( Read more... )

Ok, now that all the hefty people (euphemism for fat asses) are running to dairy queen to get their non-existant free ice cream...god, they just cant resisit the temptation and lose some damn weight, can they?.... I am ready to rant about a problem i had with a large, to be nice, woman earlier today(I had to get them away from my entry bc what i ( Read more... )

So this livejournal thing is new to me and i dont know what im supposed to do....so im just going to use it as a place where i can post a running social commentary and frequently douse it with comedic anecdotes of my not-so-interesting life. So todays topic of conversation is my vendetta against..or tiff with, if you will... the papacy (prepare for ( Read more... )

ok so here it is...i finally gave in and made a live journal...a part of me died on the inside, but it was worth it to entertain certain people..you know who you are. I figure that you guys only wanted me to do this for four reasons: 1. im funny as hell, 2. i rant and complain alot, 3. im a bitch and like to express my feelings, and 4. i develop ( Read more... )