Dear Mr. Genitals ( Read more... )

Dear Mr Genitals,

Lately, I am paranoid about my phone trying to kill me. It beeps as loud
as possible, and vibrates! Like, a vibrating... machete!!!

AGH!!! IT'S GETTING ME NOW!!

*BEEP*
Dear *BEEP ( Read more... )

Dear Mr Genitals,

Lately I've been peeing my pants and can't help it. It's really embarassing because my crush saw me wiping my ass in the gym after netball practice. I was like, "OH SHIT! LITERALLY!" I don't drink much water or like anything, so why is this happening? I'm so scared! *sob*

Much ♥,
~Petra~Dear Petra ( Read more... )