Maybe I should start using this thing again....

I took a big, giant, stinky shit, right on top of Pete's pointy little head today ( Read more... )

Oh, I forgot to mention the broken lamp ( Read more... )

So today, I woke up nice and late. Roughly 2.30pm. Ugh, my insomnia is getting progressively worse and I've been having really terrible and surreal nightmares. Well, not of the traditional blood and guts variety... of the recurring ex variety. Anyway. I had finally fallen asleep at like 10am, so I was running on less than five hours of sleep. My ( Read more... )

This is the last time I am ever counting on anything with a penis to be anything but a useless blip on my radar. Except my dad, but he's had years of my mother beating him down to turn into something that resembles a human being ( Read more... )

OMG I am soooo fucking cranky I can't even handle it ( Read more... )

Woo! I went to the gym again today. Two days in a row. This is good. Also I managed to go 2 days consuming less than 1500 calories which is a fucking miracle. Today I dipped into the Borsche supply. Tima tempts me with deliciousness, but I figure its mainly vegetables and chicken so I can have two bowls ( Read more... )

Well, inspired by Glen's great feats of strenth, I have decided I need to fix my fat ass too ( Read more... )

I can't be alone. Every time I am alone I despair. But not the usual kind of despair. Life is life and I am not struggling with that. As long as the sun comes out and I am busy and I can study and work and move, I am fine. It's my heart that despairs ( Read more... )

Well. Fuck ( Read more... )