Torment! Such torment!

Mama had a long weekend so I got to see her. Then she had to go back to her JOB. STUPID! Now Papa is working too. I am lonely, and languishing.

That crazy old man has gone home. GOOD! He poked me with sharp sticks.

Today, I received a purrsonal message from my uncle Shadow who is in serrrvitude to the Yanks in Iraq. He sent me a scratch behind the ears and the very good news that in Iraq, the people HATE DOGS. They try to hit them with their cars and they beat them! Yes! However, they REVERE (his word!) cats ( Read more... )

Papa took me to the vet and Dr. Jeremy said that I was now well. My plan was successful, for Papa went home and he grilled a whole PACKAGE of chicken for me!

Mama has to work today. STUPID! She should stay home and watch Gundam with me! Last night we watched some Paw and Order. I very much enjoy that program because someone always gets hurt.

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Today is my birrrthday. I am 16. The fat man said he would get me a driver's license today but he LIED. He LIED like ALL INFIDELS lie. I lose faith that when I am 18 he will buy me a rifle, as he said. Or that at 21 he will buy me a paw-gun. I hate him. Am I not an American citizen? Was I not born on this day of grace in Maryland? I demand ( Read more... )

If you wish for me to verbally abuse you, please respond here and I will.

Mission accomplished. My paw-work is complete.

Today there was a bird in the house. Mama removed it. I did not kill it because it was up too high for me to jump. This just means Mama is remiss in not knocking it to the floor. Stupid woman.