What kind of disaster parent does this shit?

http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_id=kKGxaol4qws&eurl=&iurl=static13.youtube.com/get_still.php?video_id=kKGxaol4qws

way funny read from craigslist.

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this one's for you, babe. we'll get another when you get back.


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so i was walking up the stairs from the subway station today and found a $10 bill. yay! right? wrong. i felt terrible, wondering who lost it and how upset they would probably be.

and then i used it to pay for my laundry. fuck it.

so now that i've booked my flights out in june, i'm thumbing through egullet.com and, well...
i realize there's so much out there beyond the places mich dragged me to last time. so...let me know if any of you have had relevant experiences or comments on these choice quotes i picked out...

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so on the way out of dinner at bukhara, i notice there is a singapore airlines flight crew checking out. oh. my. god. hot, hot, hot. my eyes nearly popped out of my head.

i am so ready to change airline loyalties. and yes, i feel like a neanderthal for saying that.

finally in new delhi and am at a computer with a fucking NORMAL keyboard. damn french keyboards... (geez - who the hell makes the period key and all of the numbers shift keys?)

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Since freshman year in college, it's always been MGMT 101 Professor Ian MacMillan's "Don't be a whiner, be a winner".

But re-reading Tom Clancy's Teeth of the Tiger last night, though, I stumbled across what, if not the new favorite, will most certainly become a corollary ( Read more... )

do you ever read someone's journal/comment, think to yourself "could you be more stupid?", and then proceed to not post anything owing to the need for tact?

methinks LJ needs a new functionality where you can anonymously award idiot points to people.

stolen from flyingfaeriesi saw this one way back, but it's still an amusing read the third and fourth time around ( Read more... )