Dajvemas!

[batta_le_manine]

My lady love is in town for her birthday this year which means tonight we're doing something special which cannot be named here like that freaky pale wanker from Harry Potter that every used to prattle on about

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[frets_and_ink]

Sayin hooroo to the bachelorhood in style mate, hahaha.

You do need a haircut, but in the meantime d'ya want a headband?

[batta_le_manine]

I fear for your life if your mate Turk gets put in charge of fuck all, hey? Closer to, we'll do you up something large.

I'd rather have my entire bloody head cut off, cheers.

[bikini_bamalam]

U r ONE SNEAKY MOFO!!! kjhdfjkzdfhkdhvdhhzkldhlyhsdufysyus HOWWWWWWW AM I SO LUCKYYYYYYYY??? Bunk off the shop this Sat and do the Jessie J thing w/me? I promise 2 wear nth ridiculous :oP Or, u kno, nething when were in our room in that CASTLE. Say yes <3

[batta_le_manine]

Didn't think it was gonna happen if you didn't shift it out of the flat. And I dunno but I am pretty sure that I can't stop doping your morning tea with that love potion I keep stocked up on or it's going to be a sad day for Mitch :(

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes. It's not even bunking off if I'm the BOSS. BEHOLD MY POWER.

[bikini_bamalam]

I hope ur kidding, bc ur stuck w/ me for forever and ever, the end.

:o)

[batta_le_manine]

I'm not kidding and right back atcha because I stocked up on the love potion I've been slipping you so you're DOOMED because I paid a lot of soul money for this.

[atrum_astrum]

I hope your ears are ringing from that whistle necklace. YOU'RE WELCOME!

[batta_le_manine]

Can't fault you for your consistency. At being the most horrifying thing going.

[shades_away]

aw happy birthday to your lady, you're awesome planning a surprise for her!

i'm not sure why it takes girls so long to get ready to leave..wish i could be fast but i never am.

[batta_le_manine]

Thank you, I'm sure you've passed it on as well by now and...yes I was? I am confused by your syntax.

It's bloody well to torture your men into going mad is why. I'm sure of it.

[shades_away]

yes i did! oh, i meant that it was awesome of you to plan a surprise for her.

well i'm not torturing anyone...YET. hahaha

[batta_le_manine]

Spoken like a true woman.

[scratch_gabba]

Tell Dajve she should try pigtails. sexy AND functional :-p

[batta_le_manine]

With a face like that, who could turn down bedroom advice from you? Which, for the record, we need NO help with thankyouverymuch.

[scratch_gabba]

Wouldnt dream of offerin you bedroom advice big boy ;-) Even if i AM an oficial sex guru :-p

[batta_le_manine]

Where? The RSPCA?