Well then, that was a rather nice wedding wasn't it? Even if there has never been a more terrifying bride. And that includes Mitzy on her wedding day: no short order. Well happy for the two of them, even if Joey's continued need to live on the dangerous side befuddles me. Though I must say Mrs Moose did a bang up job choosing some of her ( Read more... )

Happy new year, suckers! Cheers to Pete and his bloke Stitch for the party on the eve, not a bad place to ring in lucky '13 with my lucky lady of the night. Was one of the first sober New Years I can remember since I was a nipper but I suppose good things come to those who sacrifice or some shit. Just look at the people in Israel and shit ( Read more... )

I've nearly taught my wife, Babraham Lincoln (Boner Hunter), every Italian nursery rhyme I can think of in the last week and I'm starting to get LOOKS for the 'Gonal' jokes I've had no shortage of, but ALL worth it for hormone therapy for the bambino of gold. I can't remember ever being so excited about anything, except when Diva gets one of those ( Read more... )

Fucking top week if you ask me, which, why shit wouldn't you be? You should always consult your local Italian Stallion for all things ( Read more... )

Coming right up to the holiday, hey chumps? Not so bad when you've got a (brilliant thoughtful and shopping addicted) wife who will happily pick out gifts for the screaming hell beasts that are my sisters. (Their expectations were trained to be quite low until Diva came along, now apparently a Primark gift card is no longer acceptable. Some people ( Read more... )

Guess who had a birthday, has a wang so big Guinness keeps calling, made up with their hot as wife, and ALL in the span of one week AND has two thumbs (to better point at said wang ( Read more... )

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING LAUGH and make some money for something nice and get the shop some publicity in the process. Now it's a big fucking ugly mess and for FUCK'S SAKE sometimes she makes me absolutely mad. It is always her fucking way or NOTHING. She wants to have kids so we drop everything and try and TRY AND TRY AND TRY and since she ( Read more... )

Seems you just can't find good help these days like you used to ( Read more... )

OH THAT'S RIGHT FOOLS IT'S MOVEMBER. The month of the year where Diva looks like a RIGHT CRUEL MISTRESS when she tells me to "shave whateverthefuck you think that is" with a vague hand gesture at my GLORIOUS mo. Right now it's still coming into it's full glory, but if you ever doubted my genetic makeup (I bleed marinara) check out this handsome ( Read more... )

Waiting at the airport in Ibiza on my way back to LDN. Couldn't very well leave Diva to her own devices for the weekend. Especially not with the material garnered via skype and phone calls and texts this week. My lady, she knows how to entice a man. Plus I'd just about grown a second head of hair on my palms with her being gone for so long was ( Read more... )