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Bones and Phones
"Hundreds of young men in their 20's tried to storm the secure compound's inner sanctum through subterfuge, flaming objects and projectiles ( Read more... ) -
Breakfast Beers
Well now you've all seen first hand the kind of horrible terror that Jones inflicts on the rest of the Cougar Baits via unseemly headwear. As if his bloody hair alone wasn't enough of a joint travesty (lookin at you, Moose) to warrant at least a yellow card. I'd rather have the bunches and neon sweatbands back quite frankly. Though them holding Rab ( Read more... ) -
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Not really quite sure what to write here at the mo because Jones has decided to break out a fucking dome piece that has actually sucked me of my will to live. Is it too late to cut him from the team? Or at least to section him? My fucking god ( Read more... ) -
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck gave a fuck
Story of my life: waiting for Diva to finish packing (WE ARE GOING FOR 48 HOURS HOW MUCH LUGGAGE COULD THAT POSSIBLY REQUIRE?) for us to head over to ~Daresbury Estate~ for Creamfields. Two names that I will fully intend to make appropriately given for such an event. So if the tent (as if I would ever get my wife in a bloody tent) is rocking, don't ( Read more... ) -
I'll give you a gold medal in pole sports alright
Taking a hazard that I'll not get bombarded with more deputy downer accusations, fair do I'm not going to be sad to see the lot of tourists banging round for the Olympics head back to the airports and home. Also won't be sad to see the endless stream of people 1) looking for a tattoo by Dajve Binkinus' wife husband 2) young girls wanting Olympic ( Read more... ) -
DON'T GET MAD OKAY?
Please tell me someone else watched that medals ceremony for the rowing with that US bloke with a massive lob on? Nearly pissed ourselves laughing, Rab and me, because really that is what the Olympic spirit around the shop is all about.
Been volleying back and forth with Diva on Skype and Whatsapp because she's stupidly not home still. Yet being ( Read more... ) -
Robolympics
KINGS QUEENS SHAKESPEARE THE BEST ROCK MUSIC IN THE HISTORY OF AUDIBLE SOUND AN EMPIRE'S WORTH OF INVENTION AND LEGISLATION AND ARTS AND CULTURE AND REVOLUTIONARY THINKING AND GLOBAL CONTRIBUTION AND THAT IS WHAT WE GOT?
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Well even though *I* didn't get to be the princess at last week's castle jaunt for Jessie J (who, trust, might legally be a midget which I still can't get a straight answer on if that was why Diva took the gig) it wasn't a half bad weekend. I like extended birthday celebrations and spoiling the shit out of worthy parties, and since Rab had to stay ( Read more... ) -
Dajvemas!
My lady love is in town for her birthday this year which means tonight we're doing something special which cannot be named here like that freaky pale wanker from Harry Potter that every used to prattle on about ( Read more... ) -
and none for gretchen weiners
Been one of those weeks. Feel like everything goes up up up and then comes down down down. I'm a lucky man though I can't deny it. Solid mates, a job I love in a place I can call my own, my family (though I'm still not cooooompleeeeeetely sure I'm counting them for luck), a my health, my crazy sexy cool good looks and a wife so hot she comes with ( Read more... )