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I often do 'quizes' online if I see them in others journals. I rarely post about the results because I don't find them that interesting. But I think the phrase I'm looking for in this instance is "what the fucketh?" and hence the posting.

"If my life were a high-concept movie, it would be Signs (2002) meets The Towering Inferno (1974).
Take the ( Read more... )

Have I told you lately how much I hate the weevil?

She's lounging on the bed behind me, snickering as I search through her music files and cds trying to prove that I do in fact 'know that track'!

She will pay for this, oh yes indeed. And not in a fun and kinky way either. Just so we're clear.

Number of days at new job: 7
Number of entries in accident book: 1

Cracking your head on the underside of a kitchen work surface in front of the person who's practically your boss is kind of embarassing.

Anybody (other than the weevil) who can identify the source of this quote gets internet cookies.

Character A: Filing in report in accident book ( Read more... )

I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't heard it myself.

One of the higher ranking officers investigating this robbery actually used the word "forensicating" [as in "we are forensicating the scene"] in the press conference this afternoon ( Read more... )

I realise that others have made the same point several days ago and far more eloquently than this will be but well, I'm tired and grouchy and I just have to say...

Fuck off Lowri.

Frankly, I don't trust a man who says he swings both ways, unless he is a spotty teenager who hasn't sorted himself out yet. Oaten is 41 and Hughes is 54. If they think ( Read more... )

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Mainly for revenge on Gemma but all are welcome to play.

( Song Lyrics Game - Again )

I hate Gemma! Hate her.

She is currently sitting on the sofa making me go through these (admittedly she did give me some of these to guess over eighteen months ago but that's not the point) and I know I know them. I can even sing some of them! But oh my god this is an evil game. EvilAnd now she's telling me that I started it (this is possibly ( Read more... )

I am not fun to be around when I'm stressed.

I am not fun to be around when I have PMT.

I am not fun to be around when I'm tired.

Tonight I am all three. It's a wonder Debs hasn't hit me over the head with a blunt object yet.

---But. I have dark chocolate, Pimms and I made delicious organic pumpkin soup for my dinner. Just as soon as my ( Read more... )