So guess what Emmett's been doing.

Yeah, that's right.  Kicking zombie ass.  All day long.

You wish you were kicking as much ass as I am right now. 

I have made a triumphant return from Disney World.  And yes, I did get Rose to wear a set of mouse ears~ <3
Also I won for Best All Around LJer?  MY GOOD PEOPLE.  I THANK YOU.  You are obviously all very intelligent folk.

And now I will focus your attention to the shiny sparkly font below.  This month dedicated to my fabulous partner in crime, ( Read more... )

SURPRISE I'M IN DISNEY WORLD WITH ROSALIE AND A BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE.  It's been a while since I've last been here.  It should be fun.  :D

But anyway.  I FOUND THIS.


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Esme and I went on an epic hunt a few days ago, a little after we got back from that whole handcuffing disaster.  Yes, we brought the strobe lights and a boom box, and yes we had delicious bear blood.

Also.  I kind of captured twenty bears and brought them home to Forks and let them run around.  It was a dare from
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I've been so busy having a grand old time in Ireland, I nearly forgot about

EMMETT'S MONTHLY BEAR POST Dedicated this month to my darling mother Esme, who's currently in South America with a freaky-I-don't-even-know-what-the-hell-it-is-thing that she almost ate that I would have KILLED to see her do. SHE IS HARDCORE ( Read more... )

I've been in Ireland.  Handcuffed to this cool kid named Yuuri.  Although wait, I dunno if he could be considered a kid, considering he's married.  BUT WHATEVER.  I'm usually only handcuffed to Rose or a chair though, and then that time I almost got arrested when I was human but we are not going there.  Actually, I almost got arrested back in the ( Read more... )

'Sup new people.  I'm Emmett Cullen, youngest but easily the most attractive and fun and awesome of the Very Cullen Bunch.  Except maybe the attractive part--Rose's probably got that.  <3

But.  I-I AM IN DISTRESS.

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In all my generosity for my darling siblings, it's occurred to me that a certain brother is due for a little extra attention.  Not that he isn't already insanely popular in the fandom, because he is, and believe me, there are some things you just do not want to hear about your brother.

I thought I'd set people straight with a fully accurate and ( Read more... )

I've been so busy, I nearly forgot! It's time for
EMMETT'S MONTHLY BEAR POST.

This month is dedicated to the amazing and fabulous and best girl in the world, Rosalie ♥


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Fantastic teamwork Rose, Alice.  NATURALLY, my team won our baseball game.  I will admit Edward, Jasper, and Carlisle put up quite the battle, but victory was ours, as expected.  They are a formidable opponent, but the team with Emmett is 99% of the time the winner.  PS: Badou is the best cheerleader in existence.  I don't think I laughed that hard ( Read more... )