Dear livegerbil,

i'm bored.

you need to go to planned parenthood.

there was once this girl i knew she whined a lot and smelled like mayonnasie on cement on an 80 degree day. she was boring, she was bland. you could hang your keys to your towels to your coffee mug from her forehead. she ate wendys everyday and grew grease stains on her entire body like a slug in heat. all she wanted was saturated sympathy ( Read more... )

hi.

my heart is broke.

( i copied you )

i'm starting college in a week. one year late, but better late than never i guess. i have all these mixed feelings about it and i don't even know how to explain them.. right now i'm really excited. yep ( Read more... )

i can't stand the fact that people just stop talking to me.. actually, it's really just one person in particular lately. it kinda fucking hurts. i don't really understand why. i mean, as far as i know, i didn't do anything wrong? the last time i saw him, he came into work to say hi to ME, and he asked me for my screen name so we could keep in touch ( Read more... )

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at approximately 10:45 last night, i went outside to have my last or second to last or third to last cigarette of the evening. there was a pincher bug crawling around on the picnic table and i decided not to chance getting pinched. so i smashed the motherfucker with a candle ( Read more... )