hey hey funky people. Yes, I'm still alive. Very busy, but alive. I keep getting poked by you people so I thought I'd stop by with some photos ( Read more... )

If you thought my life was stressful before wait until you read this ( Read more... )

Ignore the woman behind the camera.

My mum got hit by a car last week. She was in a bank at the time. Apparently you don’t need to be able to tell the difference between a accelerator and the brake to have a license. Nor do you have to have normal human compassion after you’ve not only hit someone, forced them through a glass wall but pinned them between your car and another wall. It ( Read more... )

Just because I'm a vindictive bitch. *IF* you're almost 7 weeks pregnant your pregnancy tests wouldn't be barely readable and you wouldn't need to take the test appart to see the pink line. And to your cronies who keep cheering you on giving you false hope - as much as I don't like you, that's just plain cruel!

One more thing YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT ( Read more... )

Does anyone else think it's insane that some parents don't want their daughters to have the HPV/cervical cancer vaccine because they don't want to have a sex talk with your 10 year old? Also, stupid woman on Oprah, your daughter wont think that they're free to have unprotected sex if you actually talk to them about the risks involved in having sex ( Read more... )

My favorite word for the moment is "conniption"
Main Entry: con·nip·tion
Pronunciation: k&-'nip-sh&n
Function: noun
Etymology: origin unknown
: a fit of rage, hysteria, or alarm

I think we should all be using it in sentences as often as possible.

I'm trying to cook dinner but I just realised that I can't bend over to light the stove! Greg's not home yet (visiting Erin) so I think it's going to be a late dinner tonight...

I only have a couple of minutes to update you guys so I have to make it quick ( Read more... )

I just wanted to let you know that I'm booked in for a c section tomorrow. Things are not good with the baby, her placenta is failing and if we don't do something for her now she'll die. She's only weighing 480 grams which is a hell of a lot smaller than a full term baby,