My old mistress Phish sent me an e-mail saying they wanted to see me. As if to punish me for succumbing to temptation 40+ times in the past, she decided the illicit rendevous would be March 6th in Virginia. Unfortunately for them, I've kind of got a baby due March 5th. So... um... sorry, dear, I can't be cheating on my wife and child like I did
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