The Marrigan Legacy 2.5
Previous Updates:
1.1: Looking for a Spouse
1.2: True Friends
2.1: Babies Galore
2.2: Life is Great
2.3: Always Kiss Me Goodnight
2.4: Dead to Me
Hey guys! Beware, this update contains a lot of death. Also there's 127 photos, as I was really hoping to get sim college over and done with. Sadly, we don't finish college in this update - leave that to the next update. :)
As you can see the ghosts are still furious with the cafeteria man.
And Lance. (Don't worry he likes it. Knowledge sims).
Nothing like getting high with your dad and fiancee!
Tessa: Unfff dem utters.
LOL.
Tessa: Dad, dad! Look! *Blows bubbles*
Wade: HAHAHA THAT WAS AWESOME lemme try. *Blows bubbles*
Aw, the bonding going on here, it's too much.
Wade: I'm flying honey!!
I got the dorm a cute little birdy who I named Polly. Lol, common bird name ik.
LANCE WUT R U DOING. U R AN ENGAGED MAN DAMMIT.
LANCE
NO
STAHP.
This will be more frequent once they start living in the main Legacy house together. Why do you do this to me? Whyyyyy
Hey, you guys remember Quill right? Tess's love interest. ♥
Quill Moore: Girl, you make me feel like a feather with your poetic way with words. ☀☺♡
WELL that escalated quickly!
Coatch: Why oh why do you children have to be so lazy. What happened to the youth!?
Coatch: C'mon! You can do better than that!
You can stop now you know she's gone.
Nim: O.
Tessa: Heh, this will scare the piss out of Nim.
Nim: What have I subjected myself to.
Dormie #2: HEY YO OVER HERE
Uh oh.
Dormie #2: My spleen!
Dormie #2: WHATTAWORLD
Tessa: Mr. Reaper sir, I know I hate this bitch almost as much as Nim but may you please find it in your heart to spare her life!
Grim Reamper: lolwut heart
Tessa: PLEASE. It's not the same only having one arch enemy. I must have two incase Nim isn't around!
Grim Reaper: OK, pick the blue glow-y thing and you can have her.
Tessa: So I just pick a hand?
Grim Reaper: YUP now hurry up Ellen's on.
Tessa: WHERE HAVE I GONE WRONG IN LIFE.
You'll get over it, Tess. I didn't even want to plead for that evil dormie's ass, but I thought it would be funny to see if Tess would actually win HAHA I guess you've really gotta be close in order to have a better chance.
Wut
WHAT IS THIS LANCE MARRIGAN. YOUR FATHER AND I ARE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
Lance: Hey I can't help it if the ladies dig yaknowwhattimean.
Stop it. Just stahp. You're engaged to a beautiful ginger lady and you're going to wed and make some lovely ginger sprouts and you must be faithful, nobody likes a cheater my friend.
Familiar?
Nim: Mr. Bunny, sir; I quite enjoy your gaping eye socket!
Social Bunny: Why thank you my kind dear.
At least she's being genuine, unlike her mom who completely couldn't make up her mind if she liked or disliked the bunny.
Nim: We need to work together to take that bitch down!
Tessa: The fuck...
Nothing like some nice Swedish back massages.
Hey, hey! So remember how Nim's a family sim? Yeah? Well I took advantage of that crystal ball thing I got for the dorm (u suck matchmaker) and found Nim a dude! Look at dat nice flowy hurr. ~
Nim: Oh hello, Derrick! Is that your baseball bat or are you just happy to see me..? (;
LOL
Nim: Um, so uh. I think we should go out... On a date. :D
Derrick: What did you have in mind?
IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER, REALLY. You've got to be kidding me. But yay. :D They would make some nice orange babies, wouldn't you agree?
Awww I really just love the 'caress' interaction. :)
Nim: Lol babe I'm so high right now bc bubbles but do you want to be my boytoy (aka go steady) hm?
He accepted btw. THEY'RE BF AND GF OH YAY.
Derrick: Oh my! Do they always do this?
Lance: Yeah, you get used to it.
Lance: Huggles? :D
Derrick: Ew no back away from the hair.
Lance: :(
I'd hug you, BB. <3
Tessa: So I've gotta ask. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DATING NIM ARE YOU ON CRACK!?
>Derrick: Heh, well yes I am on the crack! But that's not why I'm dating your sister.
Tessa: Damn I just realized how hot you were!
Derrick: You too, chicka!
Y'all lucky Nim is in class.
noguysreally stahp. If you're going to be living in the same house with Nim when you get out of college, you need to get your shit together.
Tessa: Hehehe I just realized he's a ginger. :3
Derrick: HEY, RUDE.
Wut are you doing.
HAHA LOL. NAOPE, DON'T THINK YOUR PLAN HAS WORKED OUT LOL.
Stupid cow can't reach sprinklers. :D
Hey I wouldn't fuck around with Tess.
Told you not to fuck around with Tess.
Yes, go besmootch your fiancee!
See what I mean? Lance, man. You can't just leave Kay to go sluttin' around. Act mature I mean really. Kay is SOPRITTY.
So adorbs, I just can't.
The fuck happened over here? Guess we need to hire a gardener or.. ?
Wut just happened.
I DIDN'T DO IT, I SWEAR.
Srry guize. I'm not pleadin'.
Lol so the cow steps on the dead dude, that's cool. No really, everyone deals with death their own way. You see, Tessa and Nim tackling each other over there? I'll bet you Lance is making out with some cheerleader.
I sense a fight between a llama and a cow!
Nim: I'm out.
Smart.
Tessa: BOO you suck! Haven't you ever seen me take out my sister?
Holy shit it's ghosty out tonight. And omg hi Thane~
Thane Guthrie: BOOGLIBOOGLIBOO!
Dormie: EEEEEEEEKKK!!
Hah, good 'ol Thane.
Tessa: Shit is that my pulse
Cheerleader: BOOHOOHOOOOOO.
Nim: BAHAHA, LOOK THE BITCH IS DYING HAHA
Lance: PLEASE, Mr. Reaper sir, PLEASE SPARE MY SISTER.
Lance: I beg you...
Grim Reaper: Only if you can...
Dormie: EEEEEEEEEKKKK~!
Grim Reaper: Guess the hand!
Dormie: My heart...
Lance: Oh my, there's so many options...
Lance: YEESSSSSS!!
Lance: FUCK YEAH!
Tessa: FUCK YEAH!
Grim Reaper: I'll be back...
Tessa: Thank you, Lance. I love you SOMUCHMORE than skank.
Lance: Don't mention it sis.
Nim: OH BLOODY HELL R U SEEING THIS
Nim: Get yourself together
Tessa: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!?!
Tessa: WELP GUESS I'M GONNA GO INSANE NOW BRB
Tessa: Aha, HAHAHAHA
Tessa: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nim: Crazy bitch
Therapist: Stand up tall, nobody likes a slouch!
Tessa: The fuck are you
Therapist: Yup, nothing wrong with your chin.
Tessa: Uh huh.
Tessa: RAAAAAAWRRRRRR I'MA MOTHERFUCKING DINOSAUR!!!!!
Nim: Wacko.
Tessa: Thank you doc! Thank you for making me into a dinosaur!!
Therapist: Very well then, off with me!
Tessa: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
This happened x5.
Tessa: Aw shit I hope nobody saw that.
Nope. Just the dorm YOU'RE ALL GOOD, GIRL.
Tessa: Spare change?? I need simoleons to be able to purchase new adult-size diapers for my bladdar defection!
Tessa: I hate my life.
Dormie #2: SUPRISE HOE!
Nim: SKGHIEHGIANKLGMKSPOHIOJENGH
Tessa: HOLY HELL AGAIN!?!?!?!?!
Tessa: Ohp here we go again.
This happened whenever Tess saw a ghost. And to make it better, she immediately kept rolling 'see a ghost' as a fear. GREAT, JUST GREAT.
Future heir baby material, no?
HEY GIRL, WANNA JOIN MY GENES?! :D
It's fight night here at Segundo State University.
I DO NOT APPROVE.
Okay so maybe that one was on purpose srry Tess.
Tessa: YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE.
HEY IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU ROLLED FORTUNE, MRS. WANNA-BE ROMANCE SIM!!
Nothing beats death like a good old fashioned ass whooping.
Nim why are you picking fights? What are those 10 nice points for??
You got yourself into this, don't look at me like that.
Cow: Hey babe nice ass.
Tessa: AYE!
Tessa: What the hell's wrong with you!? You do not touch my ass!
Tessa: Tess Marrigan, you have the nicest ass in the whole campus. MUCH better than Nim's shitty excuse for an ass.
Speaking of Nim, she uh. Had a meltdown after she FAILED her final for Junior year. You were so close Nim. So close to completing Junior year. Great, now I'm going to have to stay back an entire semester while Lance and Tess graduate just to get you to pass. HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED.
Therapist: Nice chin you've got there.
What's with you and chins? Creep.
Therapist: Hmm... I see what the problem is!
Nim: I failed...
Therapist: Let's just erase all those bad memories!
Nim: Failed...
Nim: BOOHOO, CRIES, etc.
Ugh so much sim college why
Back at the dorm nothing seems to have changed.
Oh, real classy. You are a cow, so I really can't be surprised.
Lance: Tess, may I just say that your hair looks fabulous today?
Tessa: My hair?
Tessa: My hair is pretty boss, isn't it.
YOU BETTER GET THAT TERM PAPER FINISHED MISSY. I'M NOT STAYING BACK AN ENTIRE GRADE.
Nim: Hey, Tess. I've thought long and hard about this, and I just don't want any enemies. I want us to be friends, start fresh. What do you say?
Tessa: Really? Wow Nim that's so---
HAHAHAHA HAHA. HAHAHA. Wow I can't believe you fell for that.
Lance loves Polly the bird. I'm going to try to see if I can keep this thing alive through all 10 generations. Oh golly I sure hope I can do it!
More.
Ghosts.
JUST GO TO HELL ALREADY.
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That's all for this update, stay tuned for next time when the kids finally graduate college and move back into the main Legacy house! Thanks for reading! :)