goddamn i'm bored

[beregond]

I don't know where the fucking blue-eyed brat went. I know for a fucking fact that those large alien eyes did not come from her side of the family - dirt eyed lot of them. I have this fucking ring welded onto my fucking finger. I think that bitch went to one of her sneaky metal-humping smith cronies and gave them sexual favours in return for this

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!!

[varda_elentari]

{Fucking Ulmo's fucking profanities fucking super-glued to fucking Varda's fucking lip gloss I have a fucking HEADACHE!!!!!!!}

Gold star for that one.

Re: !!

[beregond]

Hehe yay.

[faramir]

Here.

*hands you a drink*

I would ask if you're ok, but that seems redundant.

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[beregond]

THANK YOU. Now that you're all safe now or something from being kidnapped, I'm contemplating on insisting you stay with me for a little bit, away from those fucking Rohirrim who are so fond of harming my fucking best friend for their fucking whims.

[faramir]

No problem. I made it extra strong, just like you like it, don't choke!!

That would be a good idea if I weren't getting married to their King, and all. I might just stay in my room, holding a butterknife and a can of hairspray, ready to attack anyone who attacks me.

I miss you. How's the wife?

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[beregond]

Don't worry. This body has consumed shit as strong as petrol.

Hah. I'm not even going to get started on that.

A bitch.

[nellas]

So what if I did?

#*$&(#*$&(ESJDKHSKD

[beregond]

DIE BITCH.

Re: #*$&(#*$&(ESJDKHSKD

[nellas]

Not until you do, my darling spouse.

Ha ha! ;)

Fucker.

Re: #*$&(#*$&(ESJDKHSKD

[beregond]

Fuck off.

[bergil]

Hi.. dad.

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[beregond]

Hello, basketbaby.

[bergil]

I'm alive. Just in case you cared.

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[beregond]

Good boy.

I'm calling child services now.

...are you under eighteen?