So, this still exists. Holy crap. Anybody out there?

It's been a long time, LiveJournal. I've been neglecting you. I'm sorry. It's simply that I don't have time anymore. When I have thoughts worth thinking, I don't have the time to put them down. When I do have the time, I'm too tired. Life's a bitch. Here's what's up ( Read more... )

Why am I in the fucking south?
This mitzvah's gonna kill me.

Here's my 2 cents. I'm ashamed to be an American after yesterday's election. And y'know what, I didn't even vote in it. I didn't support either candidate for the position of president, though I'll tell you that the thought of Mrs. Palin having any say in my government scared the shit outta' me. I live in a very democratic state and my vote ( Read more... )

When you see this, post in your own journal with your favorite quote from The Princess Bride. Preferably not "As you wish" or the Inigo Montoya speech.

Wesley: "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world.  It would be a pity to damage yours."

Halloween is coming, and that means our Halloween party is as well. This years theme: Villains. It's gonna' be a good night to be a bad guy. You think you know the power of the Dark Side? For info, follow the link to the MySpace invite.
events.myspace.com/index.cfm

So, I've got this hard-core Christian woman who sits in the cube next to mine at work. She's absolutely batshit crazy. I've got no problem with somebody having faith or being devout, but one of the first things she asks people when she meets them is if they believe in God. Now, not if they're religious, but if they believe in God. If they say ( Read more... )

01. Do you have the guts to answer this and post it ( Read more... )

My sister Colleen is coming up to visit this Thursday for reasons we'd prefer weren't so, but she asked me what was going on on Friday night. Maybe go get a couple of drinks and catch up. When I told her that I was trying to think of a good place to bring her, since I don't think she'd really appreciate Qs, she talked about how she used to hang ( Read more... )

You know, I had an idea. I've been hearing "all natural" and "organic" in ads for just about everything for the past few years as though the fact that something is natural automatically makes it good for you. It came to me that I should market hemlock tea. All natural, no fillers, no preservatives. Guaranteed to keep you from developing cancer ( Read more... )