Listening to Ray Charles singing "America the Beautiful ( Read more... )

My tits have been getting impressively bigger lately.

I wonder if it's due to the bench pressing, or estrogen shots?

I bought a couple of CDs of music from my early childhood. Those days, long ago, cold mornings, delivering my paper-route with a transistor radio rubber-banded to the handlebars. The songs alone breaking the solace of those 4 AM desolate mornings ( Read more... )

I've been really getting in Sammy Davis Jr. lately.

Yeah, really. Sammy Davis Jr.

Should it be hemlock, candlestick or Drano?

Please advise.

Tip #324:

If you ever date a Filipina girl (ignore the redundundancy),

It's a good idea to call her "Pookie."

She'll really appreciate that affectation.

Sister Rosa passed.

Wrong place, wrong time, right response.

One who made her gift of life count. Big time.

You changed lives, Dear Rosa.

R.I.P.

You deserve nothing less.

I shamelessly appropriated this interesting excerpt ( Read more... )

It was done in the Library, with a Candlestick, by Colonel Mustard.

I've had this peculiar desire to suck a cock recently ( Read more... )

It's been five long weeks since I've received a comment here.

What's wrong with you people?  Have you no sensitivity towards my feelings?

How would you feel if I were to shove a broomstick up my ass, lift myself up, and parade myself about the streets, as a showing of protest towards my neglect?

Huh?  How would you feel?

(probably a lot better than ( Read more... )