And now a message from someone who actually finds penis spam useful...

Yes, I would like to increase my penis size by 30%. Having only 70% of a penis has made life hard for me. I can't find that special someone. I'm always embarassed and I have penis on the brain 24/7. I never go to the gym because I don't want the jocks to make fun of my 70% ( Read more... )

Someone explain to me the thought process behind the various "improvements" we've recently seen on Livejournal. Are we that dumb, do we lack the required synapses, the brain cells, the whatever needed to navigate and work through this site. What has it come to when a link to view userpics appears right under the link to view userpics. What is the ( Read more... )

Looking at ads on Craigslist should get you killed. Semi-automatic to the head, something that would destroy your face forever. I do understand that there is a minute niche for people who are interested in browsing sexy otakus and new houses at the same time. But any site where you can find an apartment ad and pick up a midnight fuck all with in ( Read more... )

On The Box:
LOST
Lost is, without a doubt, the second best television series I have ever watched ( Read more... )

The first rule about Brandon Club is do not repeat
this line a million times over or I will kill you.
Every bro and their bro friends and their redundant "oh dudes" seem to think Fight Club is the best movie in existence. When in actuality, it’s just a movie in existence. Step inside the cool, unrealistic world of twisted masculinity in its most ( Read more... )

Life is unbelievably good right now ( Read more... )

This is my life. This is my life.
Did anyone catch Alias last night? That was probably one of the best hours of television I have ever watched in my life. In my life. JJ Abrams does a phenomenal job with character development. I would put him at second best behind Joss Whedon. That wasn't an episode, network mandated, to be dumbed down so "everyone ( Read more... )

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And now a message from the doctor.Dear Diary ( Read more... )

Whenever I'm at a party I've noticed that there tend to be the same kind of people there. I don't mean the same people in the literal since. I mean that their personalities and actions resemble that of other people at parties. I call them party traits. Everyone has something they do or represent when they're inebriated ( Read more... )