I wish that my friends could get along. Like, I really wish that we could all live in harmony and peace. Me and Rose were going to sleep over at Ideenes after her party. But Mousse calls me and he's like NO NO, I'm coming to pick you up. So he comes to pick Rose and I up and then he and Ideene get into this huge fight. Then Rose gets pissed at ( Read more... )

A person, who I shall keep nameless, instant messaged me last night and asked me why black history month existed. I was completely bewildered. The thought of this person not knowing why such a month existed flabbergasted me. It took me about four minutes before I could formulate a response ( Read more... )

That one word. That one word that drives blacks and whites alike crazy at the thought. That one word. That one word that I can say, but you can't. That one word soaked in two hundred year's worth of pain and misuse. Let's discuss that one word ( Read more... )

When I was nothing but a kid...

That feeling you feel right now, the one in your heart and soul, the one reverberating through your bones, don't let it go. Keep it dear, keep it close, keep it near. Don't let it go. And with that, she was gone. I never saw her again. I woke up, my insides in a knot, tears lined up. She was gone and there was ( Read more... )

When I was nothing but a kid...

Back when the first British phone call was made. Back when the Detroit Tigers won games. Back when Ronald, not Donald, was president. Back when Coke Two embarassed the cola industry. Back when Hilary Duff didn't exist. Back when Gorbachev was staggering through the Cold War. That back when ( Read more... )

I am all kinds of lame, I admit concession to my lameness when it's due. Instead of spending Monday night studying for the exam I'm going to fail tomorow, I spent my time running around my dimly lit dorm. With a gun! And a sweet lampshade hat. And some drums to back me up. So yes, that means I'm posting yet another pointless video of me being dumb ( Read more... )

My friends list is starting to push my buttons.

Friends cuts, comment whoring, journal deletions all within my filtered friends page. Do some of you want to get put on the shit filter? Stop it. Right the fuck now.

Brandon’s Holiday Season Warning.
Advance copy.Once the holiday season rolls around, everyone starts remembering what a tool they've been over the past year. So they sit around thinking, "Hey, wow. That one time when I kicked that old homeless guy just to hear him cry out in pain? That kind of sucked. Especially when that white stuff came out of ( Read more... )

On The Box:
The Simpsons

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Friday night, I puked all over myself, on some guy's couch, on his floor, and on Jen. I have no memory of what happened and that's a first because that never happens to me ( Read more... )