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Autosaved draft!?! Did LJ finally get smart?? What the fuck!!!
The most horrific, painful things in life can be completely hilarious when viewed in the right context ( Read more... ) -
I always have bad - Februarys, so I write - dumb little haikus.
I hate school! I do!
Can't wait 'til this semester
is over! Fuck fuck fuck!
It's too fucking cold!
It snowed for like an hour,
but it did not stick.
I'm really hungry
But I'm really broke as well
Stomach aches for cash
Got 20 dollars
from Ian, but I have to
buy gas with it. Sad.
Valentine's Day is
a good excuse for me to
express love for -
left brain
Honestly, I do know when I'm being overdramatic. BUT I ALSO KNOW WHEN I'M FUCKING STRESSED THE FUCK OUT AND CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE GODDAMN ILLUSTRATOR. FUCK ILLUSTRATOR UP IT'S FUCKING ASSHOLE WITH ITS FUCKING CLIPPING MASKS ( Read more... ) -
right brain
WHY IS IT THAT WHENEVER I TRY TO PURSUE ART IN ANY FORM OR FASHION, IT ONLY REMINDS ME SO MUCH OF WHY I FUCKING QUIT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE ( Read more... ) -
Oh, so-American dialect
I realized this while writing an e-mail, but Webster.com's top 10 queried words for 2005 are completely hilarious:
1. integrity
2. refugee
3. contempt
4. filibuster
5. insipid
6. tsunami
7. pandemic
8. conclave
9. levee
10. inept
It's like 'We Didn't Start The Fire' for 2005! -
I need something different to complain about, seriously.
Have I ever mentioned how much I detest cold weather? I think the problem is mostly due to the fact that I lack any proper cold-weather clothing. The only things I do own that would keep anyone halfway from getting frostbite are all relatively nice things that I can't wear to class because art is fucking messy. I hate looking like shit all the ( Read more... ) -
YES, WE ARE GOING TO KILL PEOPLE AND EAT THEM!!
Some fatass in my painting class insisted on turning off the flourescent lights, rendering my pathetic eyes useless and I don't know why but IT MADE ME WANT TO STAB HIM IN THE FUCKING THROAT ( Read more... ) -
dubya tee eff guyz? seriously.
Dear Birmingham,
THAT'S NOT SNOW. IT'S FUCKING RAIN.
NOW YOU HAVE WAY TOO MUCH BREAD AND WAY TOO MUCH MILK FOR NO GODDAMN REASON!!!
WE LIVE IN ALABAMA, DUMBASS.
Also, Dear Kids Who Were In The Rain At The Maylene Show,
HAHAHHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA
YOU'RE GONNA GET PNEUMONIA AND DIE BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO SEE SOME SHITTY BAND.
looooooveeeeeee, me ( Read more... )
