some helpful tips for next week

[blacktron_pimp]

sure, there's lots of "exam studying tips" out there. but how many people need tips for how to pass an exam they didnt study for? here is what ive learned in my 6 years of college.

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[carnivore123]

I have dead mice all over my house from Big Cat. He puts them out in retribution for peeing on Evan's bed all the time.

We also have a bat (again).

And that was the funniest entry I've read all week.

: )

[blacktron_pimp]

you always make me smile.

what are you doing right now? im bored with this paper.

[greenscribble]

Jon, that is genius :)

And as for mice traps, they suck. One night, I got up when I heard a noise coming from the kitchen. A cute little mouse had gotten caught, and he was flopping around like mad trying to get free, and even started to nibble at his leg.

I was pretty much a pussy about it and had my dad take care of it.

omg

[blacktron_pimp]

thats so sad! see, if that happened, bob would totally have to take care of it. hes the husband of the apartment, and im the wife- which means he takes care of dead mice and reads newspaper, and i totally cook dinner for everyone and complain about how no one appreciates the work i do around the house.
stereotypes what?

Re: omg

[lame_johnny_mop]

I am always the housewife. I always wish that the roommate would bring home more money so that I could stay home and knit toliet paper cozies, instead of having a job and going to school.

[blacktron_pimp]

i think i'd make a great stay at home dad.

all picking kids up from soccer practice

all cookin' tacos every thursday

[lame_johnny_mop]

I like your advice. I would never follow it, mind you, but I like your advice.

Not to kill the happy circle time that was your house meeting, but the mice will still die even if you don't kill them. And then you will have mouse carcass funk in really strange hard to reach places, instead of the really strange slightly easier to reach places that you would put mouse killing apparati in. That, and won't your landlord want to know you have mouses making houses in your crap I need another word that ryhmes with mouses and houses...

Sorry.

But yeah, mice stink and eat holes in things. Have a good finals week.

lol

[blacktron_pimp]

i dont think the landlords give a fuck- i live in a pretty run down place- but yeah, youre probably right, i should take care of em before they die of natural causes.

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[lame_johnny_mop]

Good luck. Maybe you should borrow the cat the pees on evan's bed. It seems kinda blood thirtsy.

i would but

[blacktron_pimp]

i love the little one so much more!

[etherealprimate]

My apartment has cockroaches. I have employing a similiar strategy and trying to ignore them. My other approach was to try and Parley with their queen and demand tribute for the use of my apartment. Maybe the mice have a queen you could parley with too?

call the damn exterminator!

[blacktron_pimp]

the only real option is to breed with them . . . and in time, our differences will be resolved.

smelly mice

[vers_libre9]

My advice: Kill the fuckers. Otherwise, they will die in your walls, and smell for weeks until you end up busting a hole in the wall.

Unless, of course, you want an excuse to bust a hole in your wall, but I don't think you'd need an excuse if you really wanted to do it.

[blacktron_pimp]

no, i dont normally need excuses to hit holes in things, though ive been pretty good this year.

i did hit my stereo with a hammer today because a cd was skipping.