michigan: cold ( Read more... )

i can only be online briefly and the beans i ate yesterday are urgently vying for my attention, so i have to be quick ( Read more... )

this is the big one. we're really doing it. underfunded, unplanned, and unpacked, we are leaving for the adventure of a lifetime in 10 short hours ( Read more... )

ITS TIME FOR THE WHITE TRASH WEDDING!Time: 9-ish. Or 10. Or, you know, whatever ( Read more... )

i got hit in the head again. twice ( Read more... )

is it wrong that im excited for the "miami vice" movie?

it feels wrong.

i just cant help it, man . . . i love buddy cop movies in the same way that i inexplicably love disaster movies. thats right, i sat through "the core." im not saying i liked it, but i love the genre enough to endure it ( Read more... )

fuck you, "anit-valentines day" people ( Read more... )

there should be some kind of law against letting drunk college students into the casino at 4 am.

because, you know, im not responisble for my actions when im shittyface wasted or anything like that.

after much careful consideration of the many interesting ideas for a party theme, i have settled upon jen's "white trash wedding" party theme ( Read more... )

HEY YOU GUYS

so, im having a going away party for my cali trip on february 25th, the last saturday of the month and you are all invited. hopefully ill have a keg, jello shots, and a juke box, along with other assorted silly party stuff. the only problem is i dont have a theme for the party, and thats where you come in ( Read more... )