one of mine always has and always will be "nookie" by limp bizkit ( Read more... )

they should change the label on codine from "warning, may cause drowziness, alcohol can increase this effect" to "warning, may completely fuck you up, make you think you can't feel your hands, and cause you to call random people and garble nonsense into the phone at them ( Read more... )

so i know i mention it pretty frequently, but until today it never actually sunk in. 34 days from now i will be leaving michigan for an indefinite period of time, off to sunny san diego. i talked to a nice man on the phone today from san diego habitat for humanity (who said the weather there was like 75 degrees), and scheduled a work assignment for ( Read more... )

so that was one of the weirdest/best/strangest/longest/coolest weekends ive had in a long time, for numerous reasons ( Read more... )

have you had any of these kids in your classes? if so, they probably sit right fucking behind you!

( kid #1: guy that makes everyone in class uncomfortable for no reason at all )

There once was a cute girl from central
Her legs were fair, smooth and gentle
When the air grew so cold
Her short skirt got old
Now her fashion sense seems fairly mental

Yeah. I thought of that one on the way to class.

MLK day is really great and all that, but i wonder at the sincerity of the holiday. i mean, really. the wayside was packed last nite, when on sundays its normally fucking dead- you dont think that its because classes were cancelled today, do you? and as soon as mr. bush supports anything for minorities other than certian doom i seriously begin to ( Read more... )

every time i go into dragon express i should just order two servings of burning diahreeha and a side order of rectal bleeding, because thats what i get anyways.
eating at dragon or taco bell is the most short sighted plan in the universe.

im the oldest person in my creative writing class by like 2 years.
the profs all like "what year are you?"
and im all like, "6th year".
and eveyone is like "damn dude, im a freshman and i have a 4 year plan to graduate".
you may have a 4 year plan to graduate, little freshman, but thats 2 years of crazy stories i have on you! and what do you get ( Read more... )

ways to make oasis more painful ( Read more... )