i went to see the ringer, which was not only a terrible movie but made me feel like a terrible human being ( Read more... )

you know, i dont even remember making that last post. strange.

well, not really that strange.

i dont know why, but whenever i get drunk and there is someone thats way more drunk than me, i frequenlty wind up taking care of him/her. this was the case new years eve. a nice, tall, very conservative young man that i had never met wound up at the ( Read more... )

im drunk!

in spite of having to go to church and spend the whole day with my family, i somehow managed to really enjoy christmas ( Read more... )

ultimately, king kong was a story about a girl, and a giant ape, and their steamy, forbidden love affair- a love that could never be, because her father disapproved, king kong is a gorilla, and his dick was just way too big ( Read more... )

who would have thought that academia could instil such a sense of masculine virility in me ( Read more... )

i am all that is man!

sure, there's lots of "exam studying tips" out there. but how many people need tips for how to pass an exam they didnt study for? here is what ive learned in my 6 years of college.

( tips for passing an exam you didnt study for )

so, rock wall climbing is pretty much a really hard thing to do. the only thing harder than rock wall climbing for an hour is rock wall climbing for like four hours, which is apparently what russell wanted to do monday nite for his birthday ( Read more... )

on friday nite i attended evans birthday party, and lit sparklers clenched in his asscheecks. then, we took our clothes off and ran like a quarter mile down the road at 2 am, but it took forever because we had to keep hiding from cars. it was so cold, i still cant find my balls. im pretty sure they're hibernating ( Read more... )